Friday, April 4, 2014
If I Were A Superhero..
If I were a superhero, I would conceal my identity. I would not want anyone to find out my identity because I think it would be pretty awesome to hear people talk about the good things I would do for the city. Like yeah I am awesome, but do not talk about it because I am secretly here. Plus, I would not want anyone to try to trick me into running their corny errands for them. For example, saving their cat from a tree, retrieving their kid's ball from the neighbor's yard without him noticing because that was the third time it landed there & he was getting irritable, or getting their kids to school on time. I would not mind helping the townspeople out but only if it was something they could not do themselves, like save the city from Nessie or Godzilla. So hopefully if I were a superhero, the townspeople would not make me run lame errands for them that way I could save the city from Nessie or Godzilla.
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For shame! What about the fame and the fortune. If you told the press you were a superhero you could be rollin in that mula. You would stay countin that paper. $$$$
ReplyDeleteMoney is not all that glorious Pedrooooo! If that were to happen, I would be too busy 'rolling in the mula' to care about your safety. We all know you're a clutz & something would happen to you so you would definitely need my help. How does the money sound now?
ReplyDeleteThat money still smells like chedda. I don't know about you, but i'm a real superhero. That means I'll be around saving your behind. Example; your under 6 feet and we all know that mula is about to stack higher than 6 feet, and this is where i come in. I fly in your money room just to save you from drowning in all that mula. For shame.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what money you're smelling but that sounds pretty gross. & you're also under six feet so you'll be drowning right along with me. How can you be a superhero when you can't even save yourself from slipping on pencils in the hallway??
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